The Tale of the Exterminator

 Author's note: In language arts we had to an assignment called Garbarlogy by A.J. Wiesman, Jack Young ,Jack Renick, and Dawnyea Ross

In the deepest depths of the underworld there was an exterminator who wore a poison green necklace, Bob. He made his world so scary, no one would turn against him. Bob wore a black hair tie for his long black greasy hair. Bob also wore a bobby pin in his hair because he is very protective about his hair. One day he was cruising down the street in his exterminator car and saw a man. This man was his worst enemy... Napoleon Dynamite. Bob thought he was hallucinating. The worst part was that Napoleon had a weapon that he stole from bob. Bob screamed and ran away to his house. His people were laughing. How come the greatest ruler in the world was running and screaming? It was the most embarrassing day in his life.


Bob had to put a stop to Napoleon. So he took he second best weapon. A straw! Bob had the perfect plan. Rushing through the town with intense speed. Bob stopped. He saw his enemy. Holding the plastic knife. A thunder storm rolls in before the battle. Napoleon started laughing and he said "You call this a weapon? A plastic straw? That is hilarious!" Before he could start laughing more bob came running towards Napoleon. Fired a spitball through his straw. Napoleon came crashing down and started to cry. "I am the leader. Nobody beats me!" Bob said. After that, nobody became bob's enemy again.